“I’ll let nature take its own course“, On Louis not knowing how to write his name

Update: Two days ago, he showed me a paper with his name written on it although with an inverted “S”.

“ If you do that again, ill buy you a one way ticket to the Philippines and live with Rosing for the rest of your life “, On Louis (again), accidentally locking our apartment door behind us, with no key,leaving poor baby Benjamin crying in his baby chair, ALONE.

“ Suman is Rice, its Carbs “, On telling Tita Lyd to stop eating Suman with Mango.

” When you wake up everyday, always do and think positive things”  On one of our waiters diagnosed with HIV +

” Post the pics” , On Kookie to post the goddamn delayed pics from Mena Awards

“ You dont look skinny at all, it doesnt do any justice, Honestly! “, On cousin Dutch buying and wearing a Gap Skinny Jeans.

“Is that my Zuhair Murad Top? “ On Kookie (again) , knicking my one and only hi street designer buy.

“Godspeed”, On Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Bid.

“ The one thing Dubai did me good “, On exchanging my UAE drivers license to the French one.